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  1. Bounce000

    This year can have the following trophy winners:

     

    Hart: Elias Pettersson

    Norris: Elias Pettersson

    Calder: Elias Pettersson

    Art Ross: Elias Pettersson

    Selke: Elias Pettersson

    Lady Bing: Elias Pettersson

    Vezina: Not Elias Pettersson

    1. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      Psssh, of course Elias is gonna win the Vezina, you just have to believe 

    2. Phil_314

      Phil_314

      Pssh, not the Vezina??  We're not paying the man $11.6 million in cap hit for nothing!  😋

  2. Bounce000

    My wife and I found a way to last 3 hours in bed. She role plays as a patient, and I role play as the doctor. I make her wait in the waiting room for 2 hours and 57 minutes before seeing me.

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    2. Chon derry

      Chon derry

       

    3. Bob Long

      Bob Long

      bounce indeed. 

    4. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      my wife and i, sleep all night. we last till morning.

  3. Bounce000

    As I gaze into this garbage bin, I’m met with a reflection of my true self and what I am deep down inside. Trash 

    1. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      no where to go but up. hang in there. i think we've all had those feelings at one time in our lives.

    2. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      Just remember, you are a trash can not a trash cannot 

    3. PureQuickness

      PureQuickness

      @Bounce000 You may smell and you may get disposed of. But what is one person's trash is another person's treasure. In short, you are wanted by someone somewhere. Never give up, even if things seem hopeless. All it takes is one moment to turn things around. I feel like I know how you feel right now.

  4. Bounce000

    I don’t know who Hawk Tua is and at this point, I’m afraid to ask

    1. 6of1_halfdozenofother

      6of1_halfdozenofother

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawk_Tuah_Girl

       

      :hurhur:

    2. Bob Long

      Bob Long

      its amazing that she's turned it into a business, good for her. 

    3. Devron

      Devron

      It’s hilarious that people have gotten tattoos. For a meme basically that no one will care about in a couple years 

  5. Bounce000

    Achoo

    1. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      Bless you!

    2. 6of1_halfdozenofother

      6of1_halfdozenofother

      Yes, ACHOO.  :hurhur:

       

    3. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Happens to me, and my Dad it happened to as well.

      So genetics in action.

       

  6. Bounce000

    Conspiracy theory: Joshua hated Mikheyev and waiting for him to be traded away before re-signing

    1. Snoop Hogg

      Snoop Hogg

      IMG_1418.webp

  7. Bounce000

    Is Mikeyev + 3rd the new Raymond/Ballard +1st?

    1. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Take any rumours with a grain of salt anyways.

      We saw it posted the Canucks were after Chatfield.

      He's just signed a 3 year $3 million per extension with Carolina.

      (As per CapsFriendly)

      It's pretty clear the team wants to move on with Mik, but I don't see enough Mik and a 3rd to be

      the almost internal meme like Raymond/Ballard/1st was on CDC.

       

  8. Bounce000

    Is your father a keyboard maker? Because you're my type.

    1. Don Brodka Jr

      Don Brodka Jr

      Said the guy who will remain single forever!
      Don't worry though, The advancements in the Sex Doll Industry have exploded just over the past two years alone.. Help for people like you is on the way.. As a married man.. I'm a touch jealous..

  9. Bounce000

    I'm not like most teens, I'm 33

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    2. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

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    3. NewbieCanuckFan

      NewbieCanuckFan

      MV5BZTlhNDQzMzgtOTczZC00ODBmLWIzYjktMjE3

    4. Shift-4

      Shift-4

      rookie

  10. Bounce000

    If you're bald, you can coach in the Canucks system

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    2. Ballisticsports

      Ballisticsports

      They're in sync  with each other (even drinking water)

    3. DexM94

      DexM94

      I'm bald, drinking water, and i'm a coach.

    4. Hammertime

      Hammertime

       

  11. Bounce000

    CHL Playoffs are lame.

    45 total series

    22 sweeps

    11 game 6 or 7s

    1. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Boo hoo.

       

    2. canuck73_3

      canuck73_3

      Some years they're really good this is not one of those years. Hopefully the Memorial Cup is competitive at least. 

    3. Roberts

      Roberts

      not to mention all three finals matchups were all sweeps.

  12. Bounce000

    I demand a video of the Nikita Zadorov benching of Kane overlayed with the Titanic theme song

    1. Chickenspear

      Chickenspear

       

       

  13. Bounce000

    Keys to win game 3:

    1. Contain Connor McDavid

    2. Contain Leon Draisaitl

    3. Contain Ian Cole 

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    2. Fan Abroad

      Fan Abroad

      Your keys are backward. Cole is the Oilers star player with 3 goals and 1 assist or is it more?

    3. Toni Zamboni

      Toni Zamboni

      key to winning:
      1. score more goals than the Coilers.
       

    4. Nucker67

      Nucker67

      Bounce not going to the game

  14. Bounce000

    We live to worship our God, Mitch Marner, Hallelujah!

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    2. Bob Long

      Bob Long

      and a goat to be named later 

    3. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      I've talked to the goat. There's a no trade clause.

       

    4. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      I dunno @112 It would take a LOT to part with Isis.

       

       

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  15. Bounce000

    I feel we should have gave Boston a 3-1 lead in 2011

    1. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      I feel we should have scored more goals in the finals in 2011.

       

    2. 6of1_halfdozenofother

      6of1_halfdozenofother

      I feel we should have accidentally on purpose shoot the puck at the refs more in the 2011 SCF.

  16. Bounce000

    So get a vasectomy

    Okay!

    If you wanna get next to me!

    I do!

  17. Bounce000

    Someone tell Zadorov that playoff beards are a thing.

    1. Bob Long

      Bob Long

      I dare you 

  18. Bounce000

    Silly Preds fans should have been chanting “Let’s go Casey!”

  19. Bounce000

    The Canucks did not score on a single penalty shot this season, including shootouts.

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    2. NewbieCanuckFan

      NewbieCanuckFan

      RIP Pavol Demitra...that guy was pretty much money in the bank in shootouts (at least I *think* he was) 

    3. Canuck You

      Canuck You

      Thank God we have shootouts in the playoffs! 🙃

    4. I.Am.Ironman

      I.Am.Ironman

      I wonder if that's a first in the NHL? That seems like a rare feat

  20. Bounce000

    I wish Hronek told me I had holidays in 2 days....

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    2. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Savage Hronek.

    3. Phil_314

      Phil_314

      Lol I wish YVR hired him to be their advertising spokesperson.
       

    4. Pears

      Pears

      I do, in fact, have holidays in two days :classic_ninja:

  21. Bounce000

    MY EYES!!!!!

  22. Bounce000

    Petey D AHL points: 1

    Petey F AHL points: 0

     

    Check mate Petey F!

    1. Jess

      Jess

      Solution: Send Petey F to the farm.

  23. Bounce000

    It doesnt matter if you're tall or short, thin or fat, rich or poor, at the end of the day, it’s night.

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    2. Heretic

      Heretic

      It's 5 o'clock somewhere!

    3. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      that's dark.

    4. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Love the joke. But love the advice from Herman.

       

       

  24. Bounce000

    Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes

    1. 112

      112

      thoughts and prayers to africa 😭

    2. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      passes what?

  25. Bounce000

    Only former Canucks are allowed to make the news today

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