My toddler has so far:
Thrown my car keys into my beer
Peed in mouth
Ordered 3 on demand movies trying to get Cocomelon on the TV
Broke my reading glasses twice
Pulled down his pants and ran down the isle during Mass
Hit poor Fin while taking a picture with him
But I love him!
Notice the player throws the goalie to the ice after choking him out, just outrageous behavior. Do these teams not vet players when they recruit them? 147 PIMs in 25 games, there's no chance this guy is an upstanding citizen in the community.