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Bounce000

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  1. Are the Ohtani rumours legit? I’m seeing them mostly from the Canadian news outlets
  2. Remember when Flames fans sent us flowers for the Shinkaruk trade? Let’s return the favour
  3. It’s funny because his name is Gru with extra letters.
  4. TSN cock teasing us https://www.tsn.ca/mlb/report-toronto-blue-jays-los-angeles-dodgers-and-texas-rangers-chasing-ohtani-1.2041327
  5. Wrong, he’s obviously Darcy Hordichuk
  6. Prab Rai was an ex-canuck is the same thing as saying Mats Sundin was a Canucks legend
  7. Arizona puts Cody Glass (Who’s made of glass) on IR again https://www.tsn.ca/nhl/predators-cody-glass-placed-in-ir-with-upper-body-injury-1.2038905
  8. Refs go from calling penalties every 20 seconds to putting their whistles away. They have more mood swings than a hormonal teenager.
  9. He’ll probably sneak exlax in Miller’s and Hughes’ water bottles so they miss a couple games and he can catch up
  10. Transcript from some Chinese scam voicemail:

     

    “ Juicy Ting when she was teaching at the gym Hello China , consulate don't go to Jenna . She went to Ethan when he told you to say she juicy trash when she have been teaching at each gym .…”

    1. Chickenspear

      Chickenspear

      It's like they're not even trying anymore.

  11. Sometime in the future you’re going to be thought of for the very last time.

    1. 6of1_halfdozenofother

      6of1_halfdozenofother

      Glad I'm not someone like Newton or Einstein, being thought of for such a long time by people they don't even know must be tiring and scary. :classic_ninja:

    2. Snoop Hogg

      Snoop Hogg

      Someday you will die somehow and somebody’s gonna steal your carbon.

    3. Rubik

      Rubik

      At some point in your childhood, your mom picked you up and put you down, and never picked you up again

  12. Sounds like he’ll fit right in
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