Good evening,
As the new General Manager of one Toronto Maple Leafs, I'm here to blend time-honored hockey traditions with a fresh, analytical approach. While some may see me as an old curmudgeon, I see it as a testament to my experience in a sport that is constantly evolving.
I've brought in a cutting-edge analytics team to revolutionize our strategy and player evaluation. This change also means parting ways with our previous analytics staff and goalie coach. In their place, I've appointed my nephew Tim as our new goalie coach, whose innovative methods are set to redefine our approach to goaltending.
To our fans, your passion fuels us, and these changes are made with the sole aim of building a championship-caliber team. To our players, I'm excited to start this journey together, focusing on hard work and teamwork to propel Maple Leafs back to the top.
Thank you to the Maple Leafs organization for this opportunity. The future starts now, and I'm ready to lead the way.
Thank you.