Snoop Hogg Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 So…Nickelback walks into a bar… There is no punchline because ruining music isn’t funny. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimist Prime Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 What is the difference between Boogers and Broccoli? The Canadien's don't eat Broccoli. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kilgore Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kilgore Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 I'll let you know.. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strawbone Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 15 minutes ago, Snoop Hogg said: The King as a porn star…Pelvis Resley? What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb Nuck Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 Nowadays it may be hard to tell but when I was a kid there was a distinctive difference between a snowman and a snow woman. Snowballs. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NucksFan Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 Checks in to CFF Comes back at game time 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABNuck Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 1 minute ago, Dumb Nuck said: Nowadays it may be hard to tell but when I was a kid there was a distinctive difference between a snowman and a snow woman. Snowballs. What did one snow "person" say to the other snow "person"? Do you smell carrots? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Vancan Posted March 22 Popular Post Share Posted March 22 Game thread less than an hour before puck drop, and its all jokes and good humor. What a difference a year makes! Embrace it friends were going to the playoffs!! 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snoop Hogg Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 Who plays such hit songs as Jeremy and Even Flow on his guitar with a piece of cheese instead of a pick? Eddie Cheddar. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb Nuck Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 (edited) Why is Montembeault nervous. Because he’s about to get pucked. Edited March 22 by Dumb Nuck 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharpshooter Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 17 minutes ago, Dumb Nuck said: My wife and I went on a cruise last year and our first stop was Belize. Now my wife loves apple pie so we found a cute little dinner that served apple pie for $1.25/slice and my wife just loved it. Next stop was the Bahamas and we found another cafe that had pretty good pie but it was $4.99 a slice. Best advice I could give if you ever go on a cruise is to keep and eye out for the pie rates of the Caribbean. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RU SERIOUS Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 (edited) 6 minutes ago, ABNuck said: What did one snow "person" say to the other snow "person"? Do you smell carrots? OMG !!!!!!!!!! I see you're from Red Deer, Alberta - so you're forgiven and my sympathy to you - but what is a Snow Person BTW???? Edited March 22 by RU SERIOUS typo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Mando27 Posted March 22 Popular Post Share Posted March 22 Oilers. That's it that's the joke. 6 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snoop Hogg Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 1 minute ago, Mando27 said: Oilers. That's it that's the joke. The joke is I read Bouchard is in the running for the Norris trophy. We have now entered The Twilight Zone. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb Nuck Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 2 minutes ago, Sharpshooter said: No pie for you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimist Prime Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 What did the elephant say to the naked Montreal Canadien? "How do you breath through that thing?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Man Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 2 minutes ago, Mando27 said: Oilers. That's it that's the joke. Laffs 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RU SERIOUS Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 11 minutes ago, kilgore said: I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. which arrived first? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimist Prime Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 I think all the toilet seats at the game tonight need these handy little paper covers. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharpshooter Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 2 minutes ago, Dumb Nuck said: No pie for you! Return to sender. There was a hair in my pie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Man Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 1 hour ago, ABNuck said: YUP! I used to go out and run when I was younger. Now the only thing that goes out is my back, and the only thing running is my nose...constantly... And when someone sez "there's an APP for that", I usually just curl up on the couch and go to sleep. Sounds like a poem, love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goose Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 Juulsen w a big hit tonight 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post RU SERIOUS Posted March 22 Popular Post Share Posted March 22 They better get the game going soon because thing are descending quickly into uncharted territory with all these bad jokes! BTW..... Q: How do you make Holy water? A: You boil the hell out of it! 3 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimist Prime Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 In all seriousness folks, Matheson leads all Habs dmen in ice time and has a +/- of minus31 on the season, Montembeault has only won 13 games and their second line tonight has a combined point total of 46, which is 20 points less than just Brock Boeser on our 2nd line. Cough, I think we all know where I am going with this: the best joke of the thread is currently starting warmups at the Visitors end of the rink. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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