fanfor42 Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 My 6 year old grandson's favorite joke: Why do they call them grown ups? Cuz they grown every time they go to get up! 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vancan Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 1 minute ago, 4petesake said: Elvis Bigly Obvi after market heavy duty suspension!! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snoop Hogg Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 The King as a porn star…Pelvis Resley? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimist Prime Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 I am so ready for puck drop...come on come on come on come on come on come on..... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post Dumb Nuck Posted March 22 Popular Post Share Posted March 22 37 minutes ago, Sharpshooter said: Oh for the love of Bieksa, terrible jokes are now a thing in this thread. My wife and I went on a cruise last year and our first stop was Belize. Now my wife loves apple pie so we found a cute little dinner that served apple pie for $1.25/slice and my wife just loved it. Next stop was the Bahamas and we found another cafe that had pretty good pie but it was $4.99 a slice. Best advice I could give if you ever go on a cruise is to keep and eye out for the pie rates of the Caribbean. 1 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vancan Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 3 minutes ago, Snoop Hogg said: The King as a porn star…Pelvis Resley? Also known as King of cock and rolls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EliPeterson40 Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 What’s a pirates favourite letter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb Nuck Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 Just now, EliPeterson40 said: What’s a pirates favourite letter? S, no wait, that’s a snakes favorite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snoop Hogg Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 1 minute ago, Vancan said: Also known as King of cock and rolls. He loves the jailhouse cock! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vancan Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 Just now, EliPeterson40 said: What’s a pirates favourite letter? Wild guess- R? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABNuck Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 1 minute ago, EliPeterson40 said: What’s a pirates favourite letter? RRRRRRRRRR!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb Nuck Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EliPeterson40 Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 1 minute ago, Dumb Nuck said: S, no wait, that’s a snakes favorite. 1 minute ago, Vancan said: Wild guess- R? 1 minute ago, ABNuck said: RRRRRRRRRR!!!!! you’d think it’d be RRR… but it be the SEAAA 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABNuck Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 What is green, has 6 legs and would kill you if it ever fell out of a tree onto you? A pool table... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vancan Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 2 minutes ago, Snoop Hogg said: He loves the jailhouse cock! If you don't like my big dong you ain't no friend of mine. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nucker67 Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 Well, this thread sure took a wrong turn Must win game. Going to have to record and watch later, but should be a good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABNuck Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 1 minute ago, Vancan said: If you don't like my big dong you ain't no friend of mine. OK...now I'm getting concerned about you... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimist Prime Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 Why is Montreal trying to pave over Sam Montembeault? They found out he has a giant cinq hole. Spoiler 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainQuin Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 What has 10 toes but not on your feet ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainQuin Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 My feet 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb Nuck Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 1 minute ago, Nucker67 said: Well, this thread sure took a wrong turn Must win game. Going to have to record and watch later, but should be a good one. Speaking of record, that just reminded me; My wife has been having a hard time falling asleep and we tried everything. One day while Googling stuff I came across a study done back in the 70's how wasp noises helped people fall asleep. I managed to find an old 45 record with wasp noises on eBay so I bought it. The night it came my wife put it on when she went to sleep while I was watching a Canucks game. About 15 minutes later she called me, angry because it wasn't working. I was disappointed, but went and grabbed the record of the player, it is then I realized what the problem was, she had it on the B side. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainQuin Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 What time is it when you have to visit the dentist ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainQuin Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 Tooth hurty 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABNuck Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 Just now, Nucker67 said: Well, this thread sure took a wrong turn Must win game. Going to have to record and watch later, but should be a good one. Nope...it's a perfect game to experiment with some new stuff. Have fun tonight...dangle if you want (not talking to you Vancan, keep your dangles to yourself bud). In fact, let's start Silovs tonight. And put Hughes up at centre Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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