Sharpshooter Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 5 minutes ago, Optimist Prime said: What did the elephant say to the naked Montreal Canadien? "How do you breath through that thing?" 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABNuck Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 8 minutes ago, RU SERIOUS said: OMG !!!!!!!!!! I see you're from Red Deer, Alberta - so you're forgiven and my sympathy to you - but what is a Snow Person BTW???? A non-binary pile of snow. It was in response to an earlier joke...I guess you had to be there 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Vancan Posted March 22 Popular Post Share Posted March 22 St.Louis just won, Vegas is only 2 points ahead now. The Blues may be the first round match up if they keep it up. Luv seeing Vegas going down like this. 2 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Joe King Posted March 22 Popular Post Share Posted March 22 (edited) What do you call a factory that makes ok products? A satisfactory. Edited March 22 by Joe King 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocket-68 Posted March 22 Author Share Posted March 22 (edited) Pardon the spelling and grammar of original post. A few drams were had drafting said post. Was going to correct but then decided to enjoy this dram and the game soon to start. Go Canucks Go! PS. Ticket is now up on the 1st page You know the rules, distribution at my sole discretion but you must post here to have a chance at a share ... those on my ignore list will receive accounts on Oilers Fan Forums as compensation instead of cash Edited March 22 by Rocket-68 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rip The Mesh Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 It's going to be a loss; I know it I just know it.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tas Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 8 minutes ago, Snoop Hogg said: The joke is I read Bouchard is in the running for the Norris trophy. We have now entered The Twilight Zone. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EverSince71 Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 Whats brown and sounds like a bell? "Dung" 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tas Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 2 minutes ago, Vancan said: St.Louis just won, Vegas is only 2 points ahead now. The Blues may be the first round match up if they keep it up. Luv seeing Vegas going down like this. canucks love st. lou in the first round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Man Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 1 hour ago, Frozen Water Walker said: Okay no one has said it yet so,,,, hockey players love home ice advantage,,,, better food, better sleep and most of all,,, less travel. The further into the playoffs you go the more banged up you get, any advantage helps. Simple! GCG I would say most of all - players are getting laid. More important then food, sleep and travel. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hughes Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 Coilers losing so far. Refs will help out soon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABNuck Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 Just now, tas said: canucks love st. lou in the first round. YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snoop Hogg Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 What’s black and blue but also red, white and blue? Cole Caulfield when Tenacious Z is done with him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mando27 Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 5 minutes ago, Vancan said: St.Louis just won, Vegas is only 2 points ahead now. The Blues may be the first round match up if they keep it up. Luv seeing Vegas going down like this. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimist Prime Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 8 minutes ago, Sharpshooter said: Oh I should point out this is in response to "Oh no, not YOU TOO" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RU SERIOUS Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 16 minutes ago, ABNuck said: What did one snow "person" say to the other snow "person"? Do you smell carrots? 11 minutes ago, RU SERIOUS said: OMG !!!!!!!!!! I see you're from Red Deer, Alberta - so you're forgiven and my sympathy to you - but what is a Snow Person BTW???? 2 minutes ago, ABNuck said: A non-binary pile of snow. It was in response to an earlier joke...I guess you had to be there I thought your UCP - "Wicked Witch of the West" premier forbid the use of the term "Non-Binary" in your province punishable by 10 years of living in ................(wait for it)................."Deadmonton" ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igorwasgreat Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 What’s our record against St. Louis ? Are we at least .500 against them ? 1 minute ago, tas said: canucks love st. lou in the first round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe King Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABNuck Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 1 minute ago, RU SERIOUS said: I thought your UCP - "Wicked Witch of the West" premier forbid the use of the term "Non-Binary" in your province punishable by 10 years of living in ................(wait for it)................."Deadmonton" ???? Nope...I'd rather jump off the edge of Saskatchewan than live in Edmonton... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaimito Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 (edited) 2-0 sabres lead oils in first UPL in net Edited March 22 by Jaimito Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb Nuck Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 1 minute ago, Joe King said: How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it. Based on that joke you can also turn a tissue into a submarine. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4petesake Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 21 minutes ago, Snoop Hogg said: Who plays such hit songs as Jeremy and Even Flow on his guitar with a piece of cheese instead of a pick? Eddie Cheddar. Heavy Metal Eddie Cheddar 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Vancan Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 1 minute ago, Jaimito said: 2-0 sabres lead oils in first Devils beat the Jets. Thanks for the solid Travis Green. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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