Popular Post LaBamba Posted October 21, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted October 21, 2023 if slick Rick Tocchet wrote it. You started with buffalo and then to the jets your positional play, makes me smoke cigarettes. You neck is long, your scarves are wide When Alvin couldn’t trade you, I broke down and cried. Don’t touch the puck!!!” yells coach Rick Tocchet “I have a gambling problem, and you’re emptying my pocket. 1 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gassy Jack Posted October 21, 2023 Share Posted October 21, 2023 Damn, I Forgot to Mention His Neck was Long! There was a head who didn’t belong, Like stems and seeds in someone’s bong, He always zigged, When he should have zagged, He smelt of skunk and the stank was strong. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANJR Posted October 21, 2023 Share Posted October 21, 2023 1 hour ago, 5forFighting said: I have the shortest poem. Leave. I have the shortest poem go. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seventy7 Posted October 21, 2023 Share Posted October 21, 2023 (edited) Myers Myers Myers He’s going to lose the puck Fires Fires Fires Has Tocchet yelling F**K! Buyers Buyers Buyers No interest in the Chell Here comes Tyler Myers; Chaos Giraffe from hell, Hey! Edited October 21, 2023 by Seventy7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-dlc- Posted October 22, 2023 Share Posted October 22, 2023 On 10/20/2023 at 2:11 PM, Joe King said: The hate is unbearable at times. A lot of people here have obviously never been bullied. I've said my piece here and won't visit this particular thread again First of all, let me say I do appreciate your kindness and empathy. It's refreshing. I, too, get uncomfortable with pinpointing players in a negative way, but it's something players do face. They're in the spotlight and we pay good money to go see them play. Besides, even his own teammates make reference to a giraffe. I'm sure he knows it's not "hateful" or bullying. Petey's an alien, etc. Tone matters. We're not spewing vitriol at him, it's all in fun and well intended (a kick in the butt with hope that he turns it around). We're not following him out of the rink or sending him nasty dm's. Malicious, mean spirited. This is light and goofy. Do some want him gone? Absolutely...but that's ok. Have you ever seen "roasts" on TV? Comedic, not meant to be hurtful. Comedy is just that. This is a fanbase that's earned every right to vent...I mean, we're here and that matters. Many players have been put under a critical light and some of it's well earned. If Myers read this (he won't), I'm sure he'd get a chuckle out of it. It was JT Miller...now it's Myer's turn in the hotseat. Next month it'll be someone else. We love this team and have hung in there through some rough times recently. We're expressing some frustration (warranted) in a fun/creative way in a forum that allows us to express ourselves. Have you heard the stuff players yell at each other on the ice? It happens in hockey. But, again, I really do appreciate your kindness and caring about the players...we need more of that. Your heart is in the right place. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABNuck Posted October 22, 2023 Share Posted October 22, 2023 Deb and Joey King are right guys...leave the guy alone! Everybody in their career at some point will have a bad stretch of 300 or so plus games... 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huggy Bear Posted October 22, 2023 Author Share Posted October 22, 2023 2 hours ago, -dlc- said: First of all, let me say I do appreciate your kindness and empathy. It's refreshing. I, too, get uncomfortable with pinpointing players in a negative way, but it's something players do face. They're in the spotlight and we pay good money to go see them play. Besides, even his own teammates make reference to a giraffe. I'm sure he knows it's not "hateful" or bullying. Petey's an alien, etc. Tone matters. We're not spewing vitriol at him, it's all in fun and well intended (a kick in the butt with hope that he turns it around). We're not following him out of the rink or sending him nasty dm's. Malicious, mean spirited. This is light and goofy. Do some want him gone? Absolutely...but that's ok. Have you ever seen "roasts" on TV? Comedic, not meant to be hurtful. Comedy is just that. This is a fanbase that's earned every right to vent...I mean, we're here and that matters. Many players have been put under a critical light and some of it's well earned. If Myers read this (he won't), I'm sure he'd get a chuckle out of it. It was JT Miller...now it's Myer's turn in the hotseat. Next month it'll be someone else. We love this team and have hung in there through some rough times recently. We're expressing some frustration (warranted) in a fun/creative way in a forum that allows us to express ourselves. Have you heard the stuff players yell at each other on the ice? It happens in hockey. But, again, I really do appreciate your kindness and caring about the players...we need more of that. Your heart is in the right place. To confirm, there was no hate intended in creating this thread. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John.Tallhouse Posted October 23, 2023 Share Posted October 23, 2023 Myers right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snoop Hogg Posted October 23, 2023 Share Posted October 23, 2023 Snow angel, snow angel Please be gone Snow angel, snow angel Before dawn Snow angel, snow angel You cough up the puck Snow angel, Snow angel You bring us bad luck Snow angel, snow angel Do you catch my drift? Snow angel, snow angel Chaos ensues your every shift Snow angel, snow angel Don’t forget to break a leg Snow angel, snow angel Or go back to Winnipeg 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocket-68 Posted October 23, 2023 Share Posted October 23, 2023 (edited) There once was a player name Myers . . . . . Who sucked so bad this limmerick wasn't even finished But okay, if you want the full version There once was a player named Myers Who routinely threw the Canucks into the deep-fryers With a check on Petey And a pizza delivered sweetly No sane GM would take him with a boatload of fliers ............................. too bad Mad Mike wasn't the GM of the Islanders Edited October 23, 2023 by Rocket-68 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kilgore Posted October 23, 2023 Share Posted October 23, 2023 I'll go get the puck Oh no! What the fuck! I"ll go knock him down That's Petey you clown! I'll get to the puck slow Then I'll pass to a foe! What a view from up here I deserve a cold beer 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANJR Posted October 23, 2023 Share Posted October 23, 2023 Myer's Myer's he's our man If he can't do it..... Every other defenceman has to! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fanfor42 Posted October 24, 2023 Share Posted October 24, 2023 Get me in the playoffs Like the bubble I'll rearrange faces And tell all you little shmoes to get lost T. Myers 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satchmo Posted November 7, 2023 Share Posted November 7, 2023 Anyone else feeling just a little guilty over what they wrote or is it just me? Sorry Tyler, keep it up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satchmo Posted November 7, 2023 Share Posted November 7, 2023 (edited) There once was a boy in detention Who could have seen his redemption? His play was so poor but is not any more And now we all talk of extension Edited November 7, 2023 by Satchmo a poet never stops editing 2 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flat land fish Posted November 7, 2023 Share Posted November 7, 2023 Maybe poetry was what Myers needed to find his rhythm. Long were you in the doghouse Supporters quiet as a church mouse Expectations were low The fan base said Go! Proving us wrong took the words out of our Mouth 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANJR Posted November 7, 2023 Share Posted November 7, 2023 I have no shame in any of mine. He has been such a terrible player for us for so long. I'll take a break from bashing him until he regresses. In his career here he had one good game where he mashed Keith. Then nothing, now he's strung together like 5 decent games. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snoop Hogg Posted November 8, 2023 Share Posted November 8, 2023 Oh, dear! Tyler’s in a contract year That’s why his play’s picked up Have no fear An extension isn’t near But he will hoist the cup 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Power-Forward Posted November 8, 2023 Share Posted November 8, 2023 (edited) Myers picks up the puck and without any luck, quickly turns it over. He reaches and tries but has fallen behind and looks like a real dozer Edited November 8, 2023 by Power-Forward Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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