[Shitpost] Ken Holland fired, Connor McDavid takes over as president of hockey operations and general manager

[soggy]

6 hours ago, Coconuts said:

Word has it that McDavid may even lead a coup and overthrow Daryl Katz, which I'd personally welcome.

 

We are entering a new era of angry Connor McDavid led Edmonton Oilers hockey, not that you'd be able to tell by looking at McDavid because he only has his default facial expressions: shellshocked, annoyed, and bored.

 

 

 

wuz traveling or i would have been here earlier

 

lets fill out the rest of that front office

 

ive got some frontrunner candidates:

 

 

 

And lets not forget

 

His Hi - - - - - - 

 

Our lord

 

the one true 

 

 

 

[soggy]

7 hours ago, 112 said:

Word on the street is McDavid plans to trade himself to a contender.

ive also heard this

 

unfortunately he couldnt come to an agreement with himself on a contract number, so he will have to part ways with himself. He certainly wishes himself the best!

[Twilight Sparkle]

alex galchenyuk hired on as their head of PR

[Jeremy Hronek]

You know what's weird?

 

 

I actually feel bad for Edmonton, Calgary, and Winnipeg.  It's the Canadian in me and I do have a soft spot for small Canadian market.  Even Ottawa can be lumped in here.

 

As much as I enjoy seeing Edmonton and Calgary suffer, I don't went them to suffer to a point where players don't want to sign with these three teams for the long term.  It's just the Canadian in me.   

 

Would be a shame if any one of Calgary, Edmonton, or Winnipeg ended up losing its franchise one day (i.e. ownership relocating).   

 

I can't say I was happy with what went on with Winnipeg (i.e. Dubois, Byfuglien, Trouba, Laine, etc.), Calgary (Gaudreau, Tkachuk, Toffoli, etc), and what looks like will happen in Edmonton (McDavid and Draisaitl inevitably leaving).   

 

 

 

[grumpyone]

McD with the Moose and Gretz buy out Katz 

Team goes into the tank..........permanently 

[Shift-4]

McDavid signs endorsement deal with Proactiv

[OldFaithfulcap]

He should fire their new new coach and hire Babcock.

 

Trade for Gretzky, Messier, Chelios and re-sign Georges Laraque.

 

New mascot - The pūteketeke

 

 

 

 

Edited November 14, 2023 by OldFaithfulcap
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