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  1. 1. Will the Canucks Land a fLames Player?

    • Yes, Chris Tanev but only if the Canucks give up a 4th round pick or less - he's a rental after all.
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    • Yes, the other Giraffe on D (Russian one this time), but only if he agrees to a trade / sign deal that isn't longer than 4 years
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    • Never!!!!! Flames won't trade within Western Conference unless it is Tanev for Pettersson or something like that.
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    • #3 aside (Petey), yes, but only if it is more than the Canucks (or any other team) would be willing to pay ... DON'T DO IT Allvin!
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  2. 2. Where will the Canucks Big 4 Finish! Multiple Choice Allowed here.

    • Boeser will win the Rocket Richard ... pfffftttt pffffttttt, it is BC after all
      3
    • Boeser will hit the top 3 in goals scored but sadly not the RR trophy
      16
    • Petey will win the Hart Trophy and/or lead the league in points ... once he gets back to 100% health, watch the F out
      19
    • Huggy will grab the Norris but sadly will not match Bobby Orr and become only the second D-man to lead the league in scoring
      40
    • Miller will pull an Oven-Chicken and score 50+ goals while possibly leading the league in hits by a top 6 player
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    • Chaos Giraffe will win the Lady Bing, just not on the Canucks
      3
    • BWHAHAHAHAAAA ... none of the above, see my comments below
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Want a true reset and get Ws going again?

 

Beat a bottom dwelling team you're supposed to beat and look good while doing so. Don't show any mercy, don't let up and don't give them even a glimpse of hope for 60 minutes.

 

tldr: Just beat the crap out of sharks.

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5 minutes ago, Canuck You said:

Must Win! Ride or Die! Kill or be Killed! Sink or Swim!

 

2 minutes ago, bishopshodan said:

 

Fresh or Frozen! Fight or Flight!, Bump and Grind!

 

wait, I dont think I'm doing this right....🤔

Anyway, like I was sayin', sharks are the ass of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sauté it. Dey's uh, shark-kabobs, shark creole, shark gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shark, lemon shark, kick-their-asses-shark, coconut shark, pepper-their-goalie shark, shark soup, shark stew, shark salad, shark and potatoes, shark burger, shark sandwich. That- that's about it.

 

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3 minutes ago, Sophomore Jinx said:

 

Anyway, like I was sayin', sharks are the ass of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sauté it. Dey's uh, shark-kabobs, shark creole, shark gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shark, lemon shark, kick-their-asses-shark, coconut shark, pepper-their-goalie shark, shark soup, shark stew, shark salad, shark and potatoes, shark burger, shark sandwich. That- that's about it.

 

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@bishopshodan We just got shitted on the unofficial Canucks forum by the unofficial Eminem.

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21 minutes ago, 1-d said:

Want a true reset and get Ws going again?

 

Beat a bottom dwelling team you're supposed to beat and look good while doing so. Don't show any mercy, don't let up and don't give them even a glimpse of hope for 60 minutes.

 

tldr: Just beat the crap out of sharks.

Would 10-1 suffice?

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26 minutes ago, 1-d said:

Want a true reset and get Ws going again?

 

Beat a bottom dwelling team you're supposed to beat and look good while doing so. Don't show any mercy, don't let up and don't give them even a glimpse of hope for 60 minutes.

 

tldr: Just beat the crap out of sharks.

Yup, it's time to kick ass and start scaring the shit out of teams when they see us on their schedules

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